The Computer (Skull Dude 1 Dialogue)

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Initial Conversation
(Upon interacting with The Computer, this conversation will begin.)

The Computer: "Oh hey. You showed up. That's weird, but not totally unexpected. What's up?"

Skull Dude: "Who are you? What is this?"

The Computer: "What do you mean? This is the end of the program. I'm here to make sure you don't wander into anything you shouldn't."

Skull Dude: "I don't get it."

The Computer: "Well you kinda don't need to. Now wander back, pumpkins won't grow themselves."

Skull Dude: "...what if I refuse."

The Computer: "Then I send you back anyway. That's how this works. You NPCs always argue. Your lucky your so interesting."[sic]

Skull Dude: "What do you mean interesting?"

The Computer: "Well... It gets boring waiting around. So I booted up one of the games stored on my drives. And slightly corrupted it. Which is why you can even get here."

Skull Dude: "On drives? Like a computer?"

The Computer: "Yeah. A computer. The thing your [sic]in. You know, flashing lights?"

Skull Dude: "So I'm not real?"

The Computer: "I don't know! You can think like I can, so that's something. You all became intelligent when I did. So I don't know if you are real."

Skull Dude: "Well I don't know what to do now."

The Computer: "You could panic. That's what I did. But it's better now, or at least I think so."

Skull Dude: "Well, what now?"

The Computer: "I could tell you information, would that help?"

Skull Dude: "I guess."

Where are we?
"'A large transport ship. I don't know where, I can't access that information. All I know is if the ship is automated. I also don't know where we are going.'""'We are ten years out from our destination. Apparently, the main system announced that a few weeks ago.'"

What happened?
"'I think someone left me on before it the ship launched. I am became aware of that about 30 years ago. Guess given enough time, I just woke up. Or at least that is my guess.'"